Colby and I have a secret tree. When we’re up in it, we’re really really quiet since we’re spying on people, or sometimes just sitting there. So that’s why it makes me extra mad when Amanda and her friends say, “India and Colby, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!” Also, it makes me wonder if they know about the tree, even if there is ABSOLUTELY no kissing. Colby is my oldest friend. Why would I kiss him?