The thing is, I’m really into spiders.  I brought in my collection in third grade.  There were a lot of little, dead dry spiders and one big live wolf spider if fat, hairy legs.  I let that one go, practically the same day.  He was a bit too jumpy.

I wish a dozen amazing arachnids would spin webs into the Rodent’s yard and that she’d walk straight into them.  It wouldn’t be great for the spiders, I guess, but they’re used to rebuilding.  She’d be just another natural disaster to them.